Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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