spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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