is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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