he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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