I faked an abortion last night.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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