In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
