Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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