I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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