Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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