Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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