i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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