too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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