How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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