Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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