took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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