i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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