i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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