Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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