Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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