How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I got inside last night via doggy door
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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