well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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