This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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