So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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