either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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