You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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