Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I need to calm my uterus...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
