That's intense
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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