There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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