someone get that fucking seahorse.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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