So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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