I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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