I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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