Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
