Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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