Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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