Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
did i just pee glitter
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
