NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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