i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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