So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
God, I missed his penis.
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