Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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