If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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