In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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