Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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