next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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