i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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