when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You are a genius and a whore.
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