Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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