And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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