idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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