no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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