i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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