Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
