He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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