did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He felt like a one man threesome
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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