We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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