I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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